Create Your Own Caption: Nifty Gifty U.S. Military Crosses

Nifty-Gifty Military Crosses

Nifty-Gifty Military Crosses

The irony here is strong.  In order to explore the depths of meaning behind these souvenirs recently discovered at a shop in Gorman, California, we’re having a caption contest.  Create a caption for this picture and leave it in the comments.  Good luck and in hoc signo vinces!

UPDATE/DISCLAIMERThere is no disrespect intended by this post, or the subsequent comments, toward the members of our military.  One must realize, however, how crazy the idea of a cross imprinted with the seal of the United States military is.